May 2013
kanyewesticle:
mynationaltreasure:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
smilingemoticon:
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
youbetter-runlike-thedevil:
stormpooper:
zooeyclairedeschanel:
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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puppyrock3:
yank76:
lefseandtrolls replied to your post: No seriously though this whole princess dealio…
Disney Princesses would be really fun to do! I don’t know how I’d really fit in, but I wanna join too. Even if I’m just helping you guys make the costumes.
omg…
You could do belle, I think. Big yellow poofy dress. Your natural hair is pretty close to the right color too. Sam and...
coopercomeback:
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
we really need to sleep more on this site
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
vivalaausten:
greydelisle:
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
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anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
yank76:
lefseandtrolls replied to your post: No seriously though this whole princess dealio…
Disney Princesses would be really fun to do! I don’t know how I’d really fit in, but I wanna join too. Even if I’m just helping you guys make the costumes.
omg yes help would be greatly appreciated ;;;
You know what I want to see you do Bethany?
I wanna see you rock an Ursula dress ovo
no offense...
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My plan was to take photos of all of my costumes hiding in my closet tomorrow… but I might just play dragonage again.
#dayoffduringsummerproblems
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Ahhhh its past midnight and I’ve spent 3 hours looking through dorm room stuff online… and only now did I think of checking pinterest *facepalm*
Oh well at least I got the room I wanted? Yay :)
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
pokemon-personalities:
am i the only one who thought the first pokemon theme song said “each pokemon to understand” but wow it actually says “teach” ahhhhhhh
menstruate:
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
powerdadgendoikari:
captain-communism:
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
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egberts:
artistic-therapist:
egberts:
what if writers are just people from other universes that got reincarnated here and they subconsciously write about the world they came from
then id feel really bad for stephanie meyer
THATS ALL I COULD THINK WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS POST
malin-j:
why finish my current projects when I can start new ones!
