No wifi thru Sunday.

damedonger:

you ever watch a show or play a vidya and recognize a character and youre like ‘hey… i follow someone who wants to fuck that character…” and all you know about that character is that they’re someone’s waifu

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ace-idiot:

green-pepsi:

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The original royal Payne

Phoenix’s family has been feeling the Payne for over 100 years.

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

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"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
- The most sober thing a drunk person could say. (via mofobian)

(Source: just-keep-swimming-jade, via emiliepreciado)

bricuhbrac:

apparently the word “centaur” is used to describe a type of minor planet, but,

It has been estimated that there are around 44,000 centaurs in the Solar System with diameters larger than 1 km.[1]

No centaur has been photographed up close, although there is evidence that Saturn’s moon Phoebe, imaged by the Cassini probe in 2004, may be a captured centaur.

Any centaur that is perturbed close enough to the Sun is expected to become a comet.

i can only imagine colossal space centaurs and their social customs

(via actuallybees)